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| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more
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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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| One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more
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| Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more
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| Wheres the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!... more
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| Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more
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| Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.... more
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| 10. | Category: Halloween jokes  |
| How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more
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