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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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| Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more
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| Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up hi... more
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| Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more
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| What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... more
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| Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more
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| Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more
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