What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

1. A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercover agent".

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2. At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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3. Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because theres lots of school spirit!

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4. Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

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5. What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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6. Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.

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7. Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!

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8. What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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9. Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !

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10. Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

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