What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.

1. What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!

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2. What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!

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3. What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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4. How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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5. At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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6. How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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7. Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!

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8. What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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9. Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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10. What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.

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