Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

1. What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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2. What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

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3. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"

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4. What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

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5. Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !

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6. Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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7. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!

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8. A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.

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9. How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

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10. Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.

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