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Halloween jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
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1. Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!
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2. A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercover agent".
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3. At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
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4. Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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5. What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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7. Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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8. What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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10. Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
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