One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girls Treat Bag.The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"

1. Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!

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2. A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercover agent".

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3. At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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4. Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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5. What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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6. Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !

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7. Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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8. What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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9. Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

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10. Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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