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Category:Halloween jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
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Joke:A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an undercover agent," he replied.
 
 


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