home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Frog jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:5 stars     
Views:421
 
Joke:A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "Whats that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "thats a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
 
 


More Frog Jokes:

1.   Category: Frog jokes  3 stars
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?They sit eggsaminations !... more

2.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !... more

3.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the p... more

4.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more

5.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.... more

6.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !... more

7.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !... more

8.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... more

9.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What did one frog say.to the other? Times sure fun when youre having flies!... more

10.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts