home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 362   Joke: A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "Thats not good," and promised he wouldnt say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?"The bird said, "You know."   More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action.... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with th... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argu... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   What is a chameleons motto ? A change is as good as a rest !... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:"Mother said there would be knights like this."... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the caves roof to... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts