home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Frog jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:264
 
Joke:What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
 
 


More Frog Jokes:

1.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !... more

2.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !... more

3.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more

4.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.... more

5.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... more

6.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !... more

7.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more

8.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !... more

9.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more

10.   Category: Frog jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs?A: Unhoppy!!... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts