| 1. | Category: Frog jokes  |
| Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.... more
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| Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more
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| 3. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !... more
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| 4. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more
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| 7. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more
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| 8. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Whats a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... more
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| 9. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| 10. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... more
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