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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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