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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more
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| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more
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