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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more
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