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| What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
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| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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