Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !

1. What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !

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2. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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4. What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

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5. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"

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6. Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember either.

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7. Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

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8. The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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9. Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.

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10. Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.

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