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| Whats the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.... more
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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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