Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.

1. Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

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2. What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !

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3. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."

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4. Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

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5. At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig?Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: Which end of the fork are you referring to?

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6. Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember either.

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7. Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.

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8. Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tear along the dotted line!"

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9. They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

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10. Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!

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