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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
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| Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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