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| Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more
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