Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

1. Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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2. Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

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3. How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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4. What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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5. Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

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6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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7. The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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8. A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here."

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9. How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.

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10. On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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