When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

1. Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any taste.

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2. What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

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3. Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.

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4. Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

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5. Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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6. A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

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7. They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.

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8. Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

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9. What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

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10. What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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