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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?One was "a-salted."... more
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