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| Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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