Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

1. At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: Is this pig?Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: Which end of the fork are you referring to?

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2. A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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3. Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tear along the dotted line!"

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4. If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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5. Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !

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6. Whats a dolls favorite food?Barbie-Q!

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7. Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

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8. In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the mans mouth.

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9. What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !

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10. The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.

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