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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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