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| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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