What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

1. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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2. How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

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3. A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.""Whats a Midnight Special?""A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread.""Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?""Why, sure!" Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"

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4. What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !

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5. What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.

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6. Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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7. Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!

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8. Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

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9. Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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10. What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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