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| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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