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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| Whats the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well broug... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more
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