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| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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