Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

1. Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!

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2. A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didnt throw out the pest."Oh, I really dont care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We dont even have an air conditioner."

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3. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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4. If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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5. My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

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6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

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7. Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

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8. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"

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9. Whats a dolls favorite food?Barbie-Q!

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10. Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

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