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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats red and invisible? No tomatoes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more
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