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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more
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