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| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes |
| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian.... more
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| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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