Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

1. On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

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2. Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: Its because I saw one on daddys lettuce, but now its gone.

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3. What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !

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4. What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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5. Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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6. Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

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7. Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

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8. What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.

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9. Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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10. WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks. Im too tired. Lets just eat at home."

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