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| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?A: Tear gas.... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more
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| Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: Thats funny. My mom said you didnt have any ta... more
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| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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