Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

1. What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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2. The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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3. What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.

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4. A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

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5. Knock KnockWhos there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - its cold out here !

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6. How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "

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7. One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasnt happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

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8. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.

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9. First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - thats my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.

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10. Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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