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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached th... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more
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| A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered."Corned b... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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