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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
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| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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