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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 454 | | | | Joke: | What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate. | | | |
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