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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more
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| Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more
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| They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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