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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No maam, theyre dead."
 
 


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