A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

1. WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?

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2. I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.

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3. What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

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4. My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

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5. Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!

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6. Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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7. What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.

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8. Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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9. How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.

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10. Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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