home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Fishing jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 381   Joke: A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. "Lets see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You dont have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he dont have one..."   More Fishing Jokes: 1.    Category: Fishing jokes   "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would h... more 2.    Category: Fishing jokes   What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !... more 3.    Category: Fishing jokes   Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the oppos... more 4.    Category: Fishing jokes   How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I dont know the answer but I think Im nearly... more 5.    Category: Fishing jokes   Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !... more 6.    Category: Fishing jokes   A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world... more 7.    Category: Fishing jokes   Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandsons teacher: No, but Ive been fishin... more 8.    Category: Fishing jokes   What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !... more 9.    Category: Fishing jokes   Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he ha... more 10.    Category: Fishing jokes   What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts