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| Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
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| What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he so... more
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| 3. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more
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| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !... more
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| 5. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been he... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more
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| 9. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more
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