home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 379   Joke: A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"The farmer writes back: "Honey, dont go near that field. Thats where all my guns are buried."But, because he is in jail all of the farmers mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they dont find one single weapon.The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."   More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   Why are farmers cruel?Because they pull corn by the ears.... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts