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| "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more
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| What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he so... more
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| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more
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| Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more
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| A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more
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| There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more
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| The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more
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| What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.... more
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| What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!... more
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| There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more
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