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| Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!... more
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| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What is a runners favourite subject in school?Jog-raphy!... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What tea do footballers drink?Penaltea!... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs!... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?They tend to go cheep!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?He was a pool shark!... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?So that they can pack the defence !... more
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