home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Ethnic jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 312   Joke: There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. Im fine, Angus said. But there are some really strange people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time. Well, ma laddie, says his mother, I suggest you dont associate with people like that. Oh, says Angus, I dont, Mam, I dont. No, I just stay inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.   More Ethnic Jokes: 1.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchys dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem)A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.... more 2.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: What happens when a Polak doesnt pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.... more 3.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Ju... more 4.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.... more 5.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom... more 6.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.... more 7.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new o... more 8.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work... more 9.    Category: Ethnic jokes   One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumbers car in the front of the house.- Oh my God, I hope it is... more 10.    Category: Ethnic jokes   What language do they speak in Cuba ?Cubic !... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts