home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Salesmen jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1055   Joke: A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.The software manager says, "I cant do anything about this - its a hardware problem."The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - lets ship it!"   More Salesmen Jokes: 1.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more 2.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Ned: What does your Dad sell ?Ed: Salt.Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.Ed: Shake.... more 3.    Category: Salesmen jokes   A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please dont do that !!!"Th... more 4.    Category: Salesmen jokes   A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway... more 5.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.... more 6.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Insurance agent to would-be client: "Dont let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in... more 7.    Category: Salesmen jokes   "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, shes home," the b... more 8.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plot... more 9.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton."Salesman: Oh, thats just to keep the moth... more 10.    Category: Salesmen jokes   Policeman: Why didnt you check your speedometer?Driver: It broke when I hit 100.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts