| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, fi... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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