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| What is the hottest part of a mans face?His sideburns.... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," ca... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop h... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes  |
| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimi... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes  |
| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes  |
| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?I forgot to wet the soap.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes  |
| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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